Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.