Dog Jokes

what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.

i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening

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i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants

I had to get my dog 🐶 is it a tree 🌲 was your time and I had fun today after dinner 🍴 I had

What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)

I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.

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i hate it when i accidentally eat out my dog lol

There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)

Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads

What do dogs eat? Dog food

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My dog died

So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like I’m ganna see it’s name and where it lives so I did then...it’s name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street

What did the bounty hunter call his favourite dog. His bobba pet

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today