What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Dog.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
