Dog jokes
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Memes
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Dog.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good