Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
where do dogs go when there tales fall of?
to the retail store
i saw a man trying to rape a dog, i decided to help, the dog cant stand a chance against the both of us
What was hellen kellers dogs name
Durrrrrrrr
I wish me dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails
Good morning madam, I am from the local council, can you please tell me if you have a dog licence for that poodle you have on your head?
are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".
Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".
So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"
The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"
the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
Brendon just shut up no one was talking too you one the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog if she was then how the hell would she spell!
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
A guy says to it's dog were are you? The dog was actully dead bro
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
This is a classic,
Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
