What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
a dog meets a cat. the cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site no cap
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind
What do you call a dog with no tails ? A tail leas dog
why was the dog soo stressed out? It had a ruff day.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg. Pick him up and sick his dick
My dog died
What do dogs drink? Pupsi
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
What did the bus say to the mail? Dog
Susie- Ling Ling Truth Or Dare Ling Ling- Truth Susie- What HAppened To Stacie's Dog? Ling Ling-Dare
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Aliana so fat she can't fit throw a hola hop.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other side
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
