Dog

Dog Jokes

Animal

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

Difference

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

Kitchen

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

Royal

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

Cat

What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?

It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.

Baby

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

Family

A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.

Voice

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

Mile

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

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  • Animal

    What do you call a dog without legs?

    Nothing, it won't come either way.