Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Dog Jokes
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
