Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
my dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. she gasped and shouted at me "get out of here, its my turn!"
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?
It won't be long now...
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
This is a classic,
Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog
whit did a cat saw to the dog
cat i will kill and eat u hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why does donald trump smell like dog shit? cuz hes a dawggggg
knock knock whos there ken ken who ken you walk the dog for me?
Did you know that dogs started the street Craps game?
Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog? A dog gets adopted.
If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window
