Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Toby Fox.
the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"