Dog jokes
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
My dog died.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.