Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
My dog got stuck in my ass, help
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgie Potty
Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
why do i call my dog a vibrator?beacause every time my dog acts like a dildo,i beat him, and when i beat him,he shakes.what do you call a shaking dildo?A vibrator,therefore i call my dog a vibrator.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
