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ok guys quick update, what is going on with freshfry, Drew, and ALYA? all there doing is fighting and I want to put an end to it. So freshfry, Drew and ALYA all need to read this ok. First freshfry you should of just said ok the first thing he said, and Drew... really? you had to keep egging him on. I don't know about ALYA but its like cats and dogs fighting. Just pls stop fighting:(
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Why do Dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
Brendon just shut up no one was talking too you one the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog if she was then how the hell would she spell!
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
why is the dog haveing kfc becuse the dog has no friend
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Dear Gwen. Gwen when I said sorry I ment that as a sarcastic why and point of veiw! Tbh u make me sick as a dog! also ur so annoying stop holding that anger in BTW I AM A SPECIAL CHILD! btw I am 6 years old btw! please comment good or not! Irdc!
I cried when my dad was chopping Onions. Onions was a good dog.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you made need to say it out loud to get it) I went to a zoo and there was no people and there was one dog. It was a shit-zoo.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank. Because we couldn't afford a dog
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili-dog.
are you dead? bc you look like my dog.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
