If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
what does LMAO stand for? Launching Moms At Orphans
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
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How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Nether does he
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!
