DOE jokes
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Memes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.