DOE jokes
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Everybody does this
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.