DOE jokes
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?