Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
DOE Jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
