Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.