What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
What does lmao mean
Launch Missiles at orphanage
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
What spider-man movie does a orphan like, homecoming.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob? the gay man ask the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a brojob
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common they both can’t be found
