DOE jokes
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Memes
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does a cow say? Moo.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.