DOE jokes
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Memes
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.