DOE jokes

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Pimp

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

Whore

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

Paper

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

Memes

Babe

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

Orphan

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

Wordplay

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Woman

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.