What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
What spider-man movie does a orphan like, homecoming.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
what does a peeing pterodactyl sound like
nothing the pee is silent
What does santa say about my mom? HO HO HO
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob? the gay man ask the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a brojob
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
