DOE jokes
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Memes
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.