DOE jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Memes
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.