DOE jokes
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."