DOE jokes
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.