DOE jokes
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.