I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Why does my brother have no mom?
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How does a tree get online? They log in.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
