DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!