DOE jokes
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.