DOE jokes
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.