What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
DOE Jokes
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Does this sentence make any sense?
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
