DOE jokes
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"