DOE jokes
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.