DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!