DOE jokes
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!