DOE jokes

Rape

  • A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

    She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

    Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

    He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

    Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

    Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

    WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

    I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

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  • Candle

  • How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

    Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

    Lawyer

  • What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

    They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

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