DOE jokes
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Does breath smell like 🍑?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.