DOE jokes

Orphan

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Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Daughter

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

Hooker

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How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Baby

GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.