DOE jokes
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What does suck a sucking fish?
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.