DOE jokes

what game does an emo love?

Hangman.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

"Same time next month?"

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?

He always gets a great turnout.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?

A: Where's the holy baby?

When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?

Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.

So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.

Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?

To finally call someone Daddy!

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies.