DOE Jokes

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

What does a homeless man call his mother?

Useless.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

How does a rapper make a burrito?

With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Where does Caesar keep his armies?

Up his sleavies.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

What does a lesbian call the other during sex?

Mummy.

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.

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Anyways,

Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!

But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...

An abortion.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.