DOE jokes
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?