DOE jokes
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does suck a sucking fish?
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.