DOE jokes
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.