DOE jokes

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.