What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
DOE Jokes
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Why does America have more guns than people?
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
