What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
DOE Jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
