DOE jokes
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.