What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
DOE Jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
