How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
DOE Jokes
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
