DOE jokes
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.