I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
DOE Jokes
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does the Sun go to school?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
