DOE jokes
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.