DOE jokes
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."