DOE jokes
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!