DOE jokes
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.