DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝