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DOE Jokes
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
