DOE jokes
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.