DOE jokes
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"