How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
DOE Jokes
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
