DOE jokes
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!