DOE jokes

What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.

How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

    What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

    They both get high.