DOE jokes
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?