DOE jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while youโre asleep.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, youโre gonna hate it as an adult.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."