What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
DOE Jokes
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
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*runs away in tears*
