DOE jokes
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.