Disease

Disease Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯😭😭

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night πŸ™πŸ»

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.