Disease jokes
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What was I saying again?