Disaster jokes
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Boom, it went.
Fall
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.