Disaster

Disaster Jokes

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.