Disaster jokes
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.