Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
