Disaster jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
These jokes crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.