Disaster jokes
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
These jokes crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.