Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Disaster Jokes
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
