I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
