Disaster jokes
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.