I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeves
ur mum gay
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
Look at your left hand now look at your right hand an tell your self what hand do you cheat with !
WANKING
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
What does a "transgender" womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???
~they're both a dick in a box
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
Rueben glover is a Steven Hawkin spastic
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
