Disabled

Disabled Jokes

Kid

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

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  • People

    Why do you make fun of disabled people?

    They can't stand up for themselves.

    Expense

    I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

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  • Man

    There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.

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  • Kid

    Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

    Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

    Dishwasher

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!

    Guy

    Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

    Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

    Wait, what Billy?

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