Disabled jokes

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

My brother

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Bean.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

What is a disabled man called?

"Woman." Haha.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Alia’s YouTube channel.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"