Disabled jokes

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What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Alia’s YouTube channel.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What's bald and can't grow no hair?

A kid with cancer.

Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

Steven Hawking

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?

To get its wheelchair!