Disabled

Disabled jokes

Child

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Way

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

Salad

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

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  • Child

    I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

    Man

    What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

    Suck a big cock.

    Kid

    I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

    Suzy

    Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

    Poo

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Anita.

    Anita who?

    Anita poo let me in!

    Autism

    Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

    Because he was probably retarded.

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  • Mom

    Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

    Swing

    Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

    Because she has no arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sarah.

    Wheelchair

    Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?

    Basketball

    I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

    I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.