How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared hot wheels
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Steven Hawking
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road . To get it's wheelchair! 😂😂😂
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What do u call a person with no arms
Armless
