Disabled jokes
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Retards.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.
I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
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What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.