Disabled jokes
Balls.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Yo life.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.