Disabled jokes
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?