Disabled jokes
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.