Disabled jokes
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.