Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Q. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
A. Lukemia
Why did Steven hawking go to hell Why did Steven hawking go to hell Because there is a stairway to heaven
Because there’s a stairway to heaven
Steven Hawking
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Retards.
