What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
