Disability jokes
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.