Disability jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"