Disability jokes
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!