Disability jokes
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.