Disability jokes
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.