Disability jokes
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.