Disability jokes
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!