Disability jokes
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you laugh your a legend <3 have a downy day
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.