Disability jokes
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Memes
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.