Disability jokes

Rape

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Sarah

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

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  • Victim

    What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

    Mashed potatoes.

    Memes

    Man

    What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

    A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

    Kid

    what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

    steamed vegetables.

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  • Blind man

    So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

    Helen Keller

    How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

    How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

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  • Man

    What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

    Nothing.

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  • Disabled

    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

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  • Wheelchair

    Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.

    Me: Guess who came crawling right back?

    Down Syndrome

    A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

    “Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

    “It’s because God made you special,” she said.

    “Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

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