Disability jokes
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"