Disability jokes

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

Guess Stephen's batteries died.

What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.

Me: Guess who came crawling right back?

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes.

Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.