Disability jokes
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.