Disability jokes
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)