Disability jokes
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.