When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Disability Jokes
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
