Disability jokes
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Can disabled enable dark mode?