Disability jokes
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
I'm the autism.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.