Disability jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
I wish I was blind.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.