Disability jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Who is Helen Keller?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.