Disability jokes
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.