Disability jokes
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
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