Disability jokes
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
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What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.