Disability jokes
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!