Disability jokes
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.