Disability jokes

Wheelchair

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

Stephen Hawking

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

Society

Someone bullied a disabled person.

The disabled person said they can't stand it.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

Shooter

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Wife

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Autism

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Sally

Why was Sally sad?

Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.