How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
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Disability Jokes
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Who is Helen Keller?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
