Disability jokes
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
I wish I was blind.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"