Disability jokes
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.