Disability jokes
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!