Disability jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.