Disability jokes
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.