I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Disability Jokes
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
