Disability jokes

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Your disabled joke on you can't stand.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...

Me: Knock Knock

Her:

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.