I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
Disability Jokes
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
