Disability jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"