Disability jokes
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.