Disability jokes
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.