Disability jokes
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Who is Helen Keller?
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨