Disability jokes
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.